FILM 911

This is custom script was originally written for Kirk. Please note some changes have been to the script below in the final product.

Note:
1) For this video, I want Kirk to repeat all commands you give him out loud. He can paraphrase them, but I want every command given to be repeated by him to some degree.

Jay is opening a box in his office and pulls out pendant and excitedly examines it and states he cannot wait to try it out his new mind-controlling pendant. Jay then hears a knock at the door and says that must be the handyman, right on Kirke to be his first test subject.

Kirk (wearing a button-up shirt, jeans and brightly colored briefs underneath) is now greeting Jay and Jay says that he has a lot of work he needs done around the house and thanks Kirk for coming so quickly. Kirk begins looking around as Jay takes out the book and pendulum and begins swinging the pendulum in front of Kirk’s eyes. Jay does a short induction before counting down from 5 to 1 and as he counts down Kirk asks if this is a joke and if he was set up. However, once Kirk hears 1, he begins staring blankly ahead. Jay remarks that he can’t believe it worked and wonders if Kirk is just playing along and begins poking him to no response.

Jay still wonders if Kirk is playing along so he gives him three suggestions:

1)      When he wakes, Kirk will remember nothing that’s happened and believe he’s just entered Jay’s house. *Kirk repeats “I won’t remember anything that’s happened”*

2)      Whenever he hears Jay snap his fingers, Kirk will believe he suddenly has an extreme urge to pee and will immediately ask to use Jay’s bathroom, however once he gets into the bathroom the urge will disappear. *Kirk repeats, “Whenever you snap your fingers, I will need to pee.”*

3)      Once, he gets to the bathroom he will take his underwear off and put them on top of his pants and not realize he did it. *Kirk repeats “I need to put my underwear over my pants”.

Kirk is woken up and greets Jay and states he’s the handyman. Jay states he has a lot of work for him to do. Jay then asks Kirk if he wants anything before they start and Kirk declines. Jay then asks Kirk if he needs to go to the bathroom and Kirk will state he just used the bathroom before he came. Jay then snaps his fingers and Kirk suddenly begins acting like his bladder is extremely full *I want Kirk to do usual things when people must desperately pee like moving his legs and covering his groin, etc.* Kirk then immediately asks Jay if he can use his bathroom. Jay asks why and Kirk states he really needs to pee. Jay will remark how Kirk just said he peed before he came, but Kirk will insist he has the sudden urge to pee and asks again to use the restroom. Jay points him in the direction as Kirk runs off. Jay then remarks how he can’t believe this is working.

We then see Kirk return, now with his brightly colored underwear over his pants, and thanks Jay for letting him use his restroom and remarks how once he got there he didn’t have to pee anymore. Kirk states that he’s ready to get started. Jay asks if Kirk needs to use the restroom again before they start and Kirk declines. Jay snaps his fingers and Kirk immediately states he needs to pee and again begins jumping up and down and covering his crotch as he tries to “hold it in”. Jay points him to the bathroom again and Kirk runs off then returns a couple seconds later stating once he got there the urge disappeared. Kirk apologizes and asks what he can help with. Jay will ask Kirk again if he needs to use the restroom and Kirk again insists, he doesn’t. Jay, again, snaps his fingers and again Kirk begins squirming as he insists, he has to pee and again leaves to the bathroom but then comes back a few seconds later insisting the urge disappeared the moment he got to the bathroom. *This repeats 1 or 2 more Kirkes as Jay will continue to ask Kirk if he needs to use the restroom and Kirk will insist he doesn’t and that he peed just before he came in. Then Jay snaps his fingers and the urge returns.* Kirk apologizes and insists he’s ready to help Jay with whatever he needs. Jay then puts Kirk back into trance.

Kirk is now given two commands:

1)      Kirk will no longer be able to remember his name, in fact, even if it’s said to him he won’t recall it as his name. *Kirk repeats “I won’t remember my name”* Note: I want his name to be completely gone – he has no memory of it at all like it’s been completely erased and even if it’s said he doesn’t even acknowledge it.

2)      Kirk is told he will be completely unaware of anything Jay does to his body or clothes. *Kirk repeats “I won’t be aware of anything you do to my body or clothes”*

Kirk is woken up and Jay introduces himself and then asks Kirk for his name. Kirk looks confused as he struggles to remember it and finally admits that he can’t remember it. As Kirk wonders why he can’t remember his name, Jay begins touching Kirk’s arms to no response. Jay then begins rubbing Kirk’s belly as Jay asks Kirk why he doesn’t know his own name and even begins using Kirk’s name (“Kirk, how could you not remember your name?, etc.). Jay will unbutton a couple buttons on Kirk’s shirt and stick his hands into the shirt and feel his chest/play with his nipples and rubs his belly as Kirk remains unaware. While he’s rubbing Kirk’s nipples, Jay will ask if Kirk notices anything weird with his clothing and Kirk will look down at his clothes (shirt partially unbuttoned with Jay playing with his chest and underwear on the outside of his pants) and denies anything unusual. Jay will remark how he “can’t believe this is working” and Kirk will ask “What’s working?”. Jay rebuttons up Kirk’s shirt and asks Kirk how he expects him to fix the stuff in his house if he can’t remember his own name and Kirk insists that he’s a professional as Jay puts him back to sleep.

Kirk is now told that upon waking he will continue to be unaware of anything Jay does to his body and he follow the following two commands:
1) He will now be able to remember his name, but whenever someone else says it, he’s going to need to slap his belly and yell “FUCK I’M SEXY!”. *I want to see this used throughout the rest of the video, generously*

2- Kirk is going to constantly flex and pose like a bodybuilder and have no idea he’s doing it, even if he’s doing another action he’s going to continue to flex and pose as he does it. In addition, when Jay tells him to take his shirt off, he will do it and have no memory of doing it.

Kirk is woken up and immediately begins flexing and posing *ideally toward the camera*. As he does it, Jay will ask his name and Kirk will reply “Kirk” and wonder why he couldn’t remember it before. Jay will then use his name frequently as Kirk will periodically slap his belly and yell “FUCK I’M SEXY” then realize he did it and wonder why. Jay will continue to feel Kirk’s chest and arms. *I would like Jay to be aggressive with touching his body, even touching Kirk’s face and poking his cheeks, mouth while Kirk remains unaware* They sit down on the couch as Jay begins talking about the things in the house he needs Kirk to fix. As they talk, Kirk continues to flex his biceps while sitting on the couch and Jay will frequently use his name as he slaps his belly and continues to yell “FUCK I’M SEXY”. At one point, Jay will tell Kirk “You should take your shirt off” and Kirk removes his shirt unaware that he is doing it and not aware he was told to do it. Jay then begins feeling Kirk’s chest and nipples as Kirk continues to flex and pose (now shirtless) and after few more moments puts Kirk back to sleep.

Kirk is told to put his shirt back on and is then lead into the bathroom and given the following command:

1)      When Jay next says the words “That would be really weird” Kirk is will suddenly believe he’s alone and naked and will get into the shower (still with all his clothes on), turn it on and begin showering while completely unaware of anything happening around him.  *Note: I want Kirk to be the person who turns the shower on when the command is triggered*

Kirk is woken up and Jay explains that he’s had issues with the water pressure to the entire bathroom and was wondering if Kirk could take a look at it. Kirk begins examine the faucets and finds the pressure is fine as Jay tells Kirk he fired the last handyman because he caught him using his shower when he came back from work one day. Kirk laughs and insists he wouldn’t do that. Kirk gets down on his knees and is inspecting under the sink as Jay will say Kirk’s name as Kirk suddenly stands up, slaps his belly, and yells “FUCK I’M SEXY!” then wonders why he did that. Kirk gets back down on his knees and begins inspecting the sink again as Jay says “That would be really weird”. Kirk then suddenly pauses and then stands up and turns the shower on. As he waits for it to get warm, Jay will wave his hands in front of Kirk’s eyes, say his name (to which Kirk again shouts “FUCK I’M SEXY!” and even touch him as Kirk remains oblivious to everything happening around him. Once it’s warm enough he gets in while still fully clothed and begins showering. Jay will say Kirk’s name one or two Kirkes while Kirk is showering. Kirk will use shampoo and soap himself like he’s alone.

After a few more moments Jay gives Kirk another command:

1)      When Jay snaps his fingers, Kirk will realize what he’s doing and will believe he needs to change into dry clothes, however, once he puts on his underwear he will believe he’s fully dressed.

Jay snaps his fingers and Kirk stops and realizes what he’s doing and apologizes. Kirk insists that he’s never done this before and doesn’t know why he was taking a shower full dressed in Jay’s shower. Kirk insists he needs to change into some dry clothes.

Cut to Dr. Smith’s kitchen and Kirk, now only wearing underwear (different from the pair he was wearing before), apologizes to Jay again and insists now that he’s fully dressed he can help with anything else Jay needs fixed. Jay will ask Kirk (again, using Kirk’s name) if he thinks what he’s wearing is appropriate and Kirk will look down and insist these are his normal clothes as he feels his chest as if he’s wearing a shirt. Jay will ask Kirk if he’s hungry and offers him some food, but Kirk will insist he just ate a huge meal before he came. Jay puts Kirk back to sleep.

Jay tells Kirk that when he wakes he’s going to believe it’s Kirke for his lunchbreak and will desperately want to get McDonald’s and bring it back to Jay’s house to eat. In fact, his hunger is suddenly ravenous and will need to order a tremendous amount of food. Kirk is woken up and tells Jay that he’s going to take a quick lunchbreak and will be back in 30 minutes. We then see Kirk, only in his underwear, leaving.

We now see Kirk at the kitchen table with bags of McDonald’s in front of him as he pours out the fries on the plate in front of him and begins putting ketchup on the side. Jay puts him to sleep before he eats anything. Jay now tells Kirk that upon waking he’s going to need to eat everything directly off his chest. *He’ll put ketchup on his chest and the fries on his stomach and dip the fries as he eats them and will believe nothing is unusual about it. He’ll take out a couple sandwiches and unwrap them and set them on his chest as he eats one of them as the others stay on his chest/belly.* Jay wakes Kirk up and Kirk immediately poors ketchup on his chest and then pours the fries on his belly/chest and dips the fries in the ketchup before eating them. Jay will ask if this is how Kirk always eats, but Kirk will insist that there is nothing strange about how he’s eating. Jay will also remark on how much he’s eating and Kirk will insist that he’s starving despite eating before he came and doesn’t know why he’s so hungry. Kirk continues eating, using his chest/stomach as his plate and his barehands for everything else as Jay tells Kirk that he really should eat healthier. Kirk insists again that he never eats this much as he continues shoving fries and the burgers into his face. Jay tells Kirk that he may be able to help with this.

Jay tells Kirk that upon waking he’ll clean himself up and then return to the Kitchen, but once he returns he won’t be able to stop playing with his boobs. We then see a clean-up Kirk in the Kitchen, now playing with his boobs, grabbing them, squeezing them, etc. Jay asks what Kirk is doing and Kirk states that he can’t stop himself. Kirk will try to stop, but the more he resists the more feverishly he plays with himself. Jay will remark on how unprofessional this is and Kirk will apologize stating he doesn’t know what’s happening. As Kirk continues playing with himself, Jay will say that he’s been having trouble with his computer and asks if Kirk could help him in his office. Kirk agrees and the leave for his office. Once in the office, Jay will ask Kirk again to stop playing with himself, but Kirk will state he can’t. Kirk is then put back to sleep.

Jay tells Kirk that when he wakes he won’t be able to stop working out, exercising and lifting weights. He’ll be completely aware of what’s happening and will still insist on trying to talk to Jay and to do his job. Kirk is woken up and immediately begins doing push-ups as Dr. Smith asks what he’s doing. Kirk states he can’t stop himself as he begins doing squats. Jay will ask Kirk if he’s a professional as he’s been acting weird all day, but Kirk will insist he is and insists that he can’t stop himself but that he can still do his job. Jay then explains that his computer monitor won’t turn on and asks Kirk to help. Kirk begins looking at the monitor, but then suddenly begins doing jumping jacks. Jay then grabs some hand weights and sets them next to Kirk and Kirk begins working on his biceps with them. Jay will ask Kirk if he’s going to fix his monitor or just work-out in front of him and Kirk insists that he will fix the monitor once his hands are free. Kirk wonders why he can’t stop working out and insists that he’s never done this before. Kirk continues working with the weights and he “tries” to set them down, but can’t. After a few more moments, Kirk finally sets down the weights and begins to examine the monitor but before he can touch it he drops to the floor and begins doing sit-ups. Jay gets more and more frustrated as Kirk wonders why he can’t stop exercising and insists that he can fix the computer. Kirk is put back to sleep.

Jay now tells Kirk upon waking he won’t be able to stop dancing like a stripper at a night club and again will be aware he’s doing it but not able to stop himself. Kirk is woken up and immediately begins dancing like a stripper, feeling his chest, as Jay gets more frustrated about how Kirk hasn’t fixed anything and how he’s acting strange. Kirk continues dancing as he insists he doesn’t know what’s happening to him. Jay tells Kirk he has one more thing he needs fixed and if Kirk can’t fix it then he’s fired. Kirk insists that he will be able to help as Jay puts Kirk back to sleep.

Kirk is now told upon waking he’s going to suddenly forget how to do even the simplest tasks, for example he’s going to no longer how to do something as simple as open a door. Kirk is woken up and Jay tells Kirk that the door to his office has been making a weird noise when he opens it. Kirk begins looking at the door and tries to open it, but suddenly can’t remember how to open a door. Kirk stares at the door and begins touching it as he wonders out loud how to open the door. Jay will ask Kirk why he can’t even open a door as he shows Kirk how to open the door using the handle then closes the door again. Kirk still can’t remember how to open it. Kirk begins trying to rub his chest on the door, pushing it and even will walk right into it as he wonders why he can’t remember how to open the door.

Jay then tells Kirk that he’s been useless and tells him he’s fired. Jay then tells Kirk to put his clothes back on and throws Kirk a set of clothes. Kirk insists that he’s fully dressed. Jay then tells Kirk when he claps his hands he’ll realize what he’s wearing but no longer remember how to put on his clothes. Jay claps his hands and Kirk realizes he’s only his underwear and is shocked, he begins apologizing as he tries to put his clothes back on but can’t remember how to do it. He struggles with his clothes as Jay tells Kirk he’s one of the most useless handymen ever. Jay tells Kirk that once he gets dressed he’ll pay him for the day but that he never wants to see him again after.

 Jay then begins leaving the room, but before he leaves he snaps his fingers one more Kirke as Kirk begins squirming around stating he has to pee. Jay quickly closes the door on Kirk as Kirk struggles to remember how to open the door while complaining about how badly he has to pee. Kirk struggles, unsuccessfully, to open the door as the video ends.<– this is mandatory